     Tiff | Sunday, February 13, 2000 - 07:45 am 
Dear Voigt Kamp: Why do you think all marriages on the face of the planet are going to end in divorce? Didn't you watch "The English Patient"? Even some people on Jerry Srpinger stay married forever. Some day, my knight in shining armour is going to marry me, without a prenup, then I am going to quit my job and do some local fund raising for charities until I learn to throw elaborate dinner parties for national fund raising Gurus. And MY marriage will never be bad, because I will have a lot of plastic surgery and have a lot of friends that are uglier than me. Oh I know my dream will come true, and it's people like you that ruin it for all of us! |
