     Morgan Appel (Downinsocal) | Tuesday, June 13, 2000 - 12:04 pm 
I'm pondering over some new strategies to deal with my friends from the collection agencies and wanted to know just how much trouble I'd get in if I:
(1) Told them I was not in, but gave them the telephone number of the local escort service and say that I can be reached there...
(2)Used the name of the collector on my answering machine..."Hi, you've reached the Parkers, Michelle and I are not in right now..."
(3) Tell them that they are looking for Morgan SENIOR, I am Morgan JUNIOR
(4) Tell them that I'm just robbing the house, and have nothing to do with their credit whatsoever
(5) Tell them I have a short term memory disorder, and it might take a while to sink in
(6) Tell them that, "No...I called YOU!"
(7) Ask them to borrow money to make a payment
(8) Tell them I'll call them back after I catch up on my reruns of ALF
(9) Ask them what a 'correction' agency is--if they are part of the Dept of prisons
(10) Have them speak to my baby niece, 2 years old, who just loves to talk about Barbie and Blue's Clues |
